i digress.

1. I am a social worker for/with at-risk youth. Any reference to kids is in reference to my occupation, not any biological ties.

2. I am a 28-year old black male. "Holy shit!" No, really.

3. Do not be alarmed, Al Sharpton (aka The King of Niggas) makes frequent cameo apparences.

4. My blog is completely devoit of tact, and biologically engineered from prehistoric traces of descriptive verbage & excessive profanity. If you can't handle either, I highly recommend you stop reading........ NOW.

5. I am not Jay-Z. I am not dumbing down shit for your simple ass. If you get it? Great. If you don't, we'll all be more than willing to laugh at your expense.

6. You will laugh. Quite hard, actually. Consider yourself warned. I don't push the envelope, I shove it completely out the way.

Now onto.. The Most Quotable Blog On The Internet or something.